Buzz·Posted on Jul 2, 2015If McDonald's Toys Existed For TwentysomethingsBah da bah ba ba, I'm chuggin' it!by Erin La Rosa, Claire de Louraille, Charlotte GomezFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. A limited edition McDonald's wineglass, complete with boxed wine. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed The new Friday night plan is right here. 2. A free Tinder Plus subscription for unlimited left swipes. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed McDonald's might find your next future ex. 3. A most necessary neck pillow. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Wear it around your neck on a plane and pretend that The Rock is keeping you in the ~sexiest~ chokehold. 4. A travel-sized jar of Nutella with a mini spreader. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed So you can live your best life all the time without judgment. 5. A free subscription to Netflix, plus a free DVD to remind you of a time before watching TV online. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed RIP DVDs. 6. Travel-sized alcohols. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed This would lead to a roughly 1,000,000% increase of sales in McDonald's at the airport. 7. Sunglasses with embedded Instagram filters that you can flip through. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Filters for life, not just for photos. 8. A mini video game of how to navigate the health care system. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed We all need this one IRL. 9. A Grumpy Cat plush toy that says "I hate people" when you squeeze it. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Grumpy Cat = All of Us 10. An app that reminds you when to call your parents. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed Never get that passive-aggressive "why haven't you called?" text again! 11. Awards for doing the simple things in life. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed You know, like getting out of bed, cleaning up after yourself, and not freaking out when you see your bank statement. Stuff like that! 12. And a separate FB account that looks appropriate for all your relatives. Charlotte Gomez / BuzzFeed This toy is the gift that truly keeps on giving.