You might be asking yourself: What the fuck is sploshing?
It's a sexual fetish.
And it's all about getting off when someone else is covered in food.
And sure, you like food. But do you like-like food...?
Do You Have A Sploshing Fetish?
Hello, you saucy sploshaholic! You're not afraid of new things, especially fun things, like messy foods on your body. Or someone else's body. Whatever, naked and food equals fun, basically.
You little minx! You're a splosher and you don't even know it. You're playful, and love to have fun with food, but you're not quite a splosh fetishist... yet. You've got more of a food fetish, really. The great thing about you is that you're willing to learn, and make some pudding.
Food is your sacred queen, and that's a beautiful thing. You respect food. You pray at the altar of food. And because you respect food so very much, you're only going to be eating it. Don't worry, you can still enjoy food, but it will only be going in your mouth.