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Winter is coming, but this Snow looks hot AF.

El invierno se acerca, pero este Snow se ve fantástico.

¿Puedes escoger al Jon Snow más sexy?

Which Jon Snow Is The Hottest One?

Go ahead, try to find the hottest Jon Snow.

You must really want the type of Jon Snow who will pick you up in a horse-drawn carriage, take you back to Winterfell for a nice meal of pheasant and wine, and drop you back at your place with a sweet peck on the forehead. He'll send you handwritten poetry via a raven, and brush snow off your cheek while whispering, "Winter is coming," into your ear. He's not the hottest Jon Snow, but he's not a bad option to settle down with.

Wholesome Jon Snow

Jon Snow was sent to the Wall, which is where you'll have to try and sneak over to even get close to him. He took a solemn oath, and not even the sight of your sexy AF self is going to make him break that. Sure, he may give you some longing looks, and a tasty lick of his own lips as he undoubtedly imagines what it would be like to indulge in the sin of the flesh..."STOP, JON. YOU TOOK THAT OATH," he'll say to himself as he rushes toward the door and out of your life. No sexy times to be had here, sadly.

Brave Jon Snow

Maybe necrophilia is your thing, who am I to judge! And this Jon Snow is definitely dead. Like, he won't ever be coming back, so just put on the chastity panties and prepare for a life without that big Snow plow in your life. Yep, he's a dead dude...right?

Dead Jon Snow

Imagine standing in a room over the body of your dead boyfriend, Jon Snow. Suddenly a red witch appears, and tells you that the Lord of Light works in mysterious ways. You roll your eyes, let her clean up your dead beau, and watch as she leaves. Back to mourning. But lo, what have we here? Your dead lover stirs, then coughs, then shoots up, still covered in gashes, but actually alive and breathing. Jon Snow stands, revealing his fully naked form. He goes to hold you, but unfortunately the sight of all that delicious flesh makes you feel a little sweaty, then lightheaded. You steady yourself on a chair—everything will be OK! Next thing you know you wake up to some smelling salts, and the news that your beloved has left the Wall for good. "His watch is over," the man tells you. You frown, dismayed by the fact that you didn't get at least one last bone in before he ditched you. Oh well, his naked memory will always be there to keep you (and your bits) warm.

Naked Jon Snow

No offense, but what the hell were you thinking? Do you want to be staying up until 2 a.m., listening to Jon Snow rattle on about how all he wants to know is that he belongs in the Stark family, but feels like he never will because he's got that whole "bastard" thing hanging over his head? Pensive Jon Snow is going to lure you into his room with the promise of making out, then stop you short because he has unresolved issues he just NEEDS to get off his chest before he can commit. Run, run as fast as your legs can carry you before he starts humming The Cure.

Pensive Jon Snow

Do you like caves? Perfect, so does sexy AF Jon Snow. He's going to play it coy at first—don't they all?—but then he'll give you that wink and a, "Cave in 10?" look. Next thing you know you'll both be naked, frolicking between cave hot springs, and doing it sixty ways to Winterfell. Well played.

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