Buzz·Posted on May 11, 2015For Everyone Who's Sexually Attracted To Jaime LannisterWho knows what that metal hand could do to you...by Erin La RosaBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. When Jaime suits up in his fancy armor, it's like he's whispering in your ear, "Yes, I will shield you with my beautiful body." 2. Sometimes he waves with his BIG METAL HAND and it's like, yeah... I'll show you where to wave that thing. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. And OK, yes, Jaime is into some ~kinky~ shit. View this post on HBO Talking about sexing his sister, y'all. 4. But after seeing Jaime and Cersei do it, it's kind of like... maybe this is SOMETHING WE CAN LOOK PAST. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. Jaime has that kind of dry wit that makes your pants just fall off. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. YUP. MY PANTS HAVE FALLEN OFF AND BURST INTO FLAMES. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. He doesn't need to do much to impress. He could just stand there and look pretty. 8. Or awkwardly get fitted for a new hand, but somehow flex his biceps at the same time. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. When he furrows his brows, it's like, what are you thinking boo? Can we think together? Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 10. He's hot AF because he's funny AF. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. He also really knows how to work the whole "partially dirty, but partially clean" look. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. He's not afraid to tell it like it is. (Even if that means upsetting his father.) Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. Jaime can fight off swords even WITHOUT his own sword! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And there's something TRULY MAGICAL about his hair. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 15. I mean.... ERMPH! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 16. Watching Jaime flip his hair is like seeing the face of god, and knowing that it's Jaime's face. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 17. Even when he's being completely evil, it's impossible to find him unattractive. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 18. Because like, LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE. 19. If you're wondering what other works of art Michelangelo created, it's Jaime's cheekbones, which he sculpted from HEAVENLY MARBLE. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 20. We should all be as lucky as Cersei to have shared a womb with that face, and also get to rub against that face! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 21. Or as blessed as Brienne, to have Jaime even REMEMBER where you're from. View this post on HBO And also, probably pine over you, just a little bit. 22. TBH, dying by the hands of Jaime would be A LOVELY way to go. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 23. Come on, we all secretly want to be this sword right now, amirite ladies?! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 24. UGH, I CANNOT BREATHE. I AM LOSING ALL OF THE LIFE FROM MY BODY JUST FROM LOOKING AT HIM. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Time of death: now o'clock. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF In conclusion: Yes, Jaime Lannister, we would all like to have your babies. View this post on But probably only Cersei gets to have those, because, ya know, twincest. :(