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    For Everyone Who's Sexually Attracted To Jaime Lannister

    Who knows what that metal hand could do to you...

    1. When Jaime suits up in his fancy armor, it's like he's whispering in your ear, "Yes, I will shield you with my beautiful body."

    2. Sometimes he waves with his BIG METAL HAND and it's like, yeah... I'll show you where to wave that thing.

    3. And OK, yes, Jaime is into some ~kinky~ shit.

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    Talking about sexing his sister, y'all.

    4. But after seeing Jaime and Cersei do it, it's kind of like... maybe this is SOMETHING WE CAN LOOK PAST.

    5. Jaime has that kind of dry wit that makes your pants just fall off.

    6. YUP. MY PANTS HAVE FALLEN OFF AND BURST INTO FLAMES.

    7. He doesn't need to do much to impress. He could just stand there and look pretty.

    8. Or awkwardly get fitted for a new hand, but somehow flex his biceps at the same time.

    9. When he furrows his brows, it's like, what are you thinking boo? Can we think together?

    10. He's hot AF because he's funny AF.

    11. He also really knows how to work the whole "partially dirty, but partially clean" look.

    12. He's not afraid to tell it like it is. (Even if that means upsetting his father.)

    13. Jaime can fight off swords even WITHOUT his own sword!

    14. And there's something TRULY MAGICAL about his hair.

    15. I mean.... ERMPH!

    16. Watching Jaime flip his hair is like seeing the face of god, and knowing that it's Jaime's face.

    17. Even when he's being completely evil, it's impossible to find him unattractive.

    18. Because like, LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE.

    19. If you're wondering what other works of art Michelangelo created, it's Jaime's cheekbones, which he sculpted from HEAVENLY MARBLE.

    20. We should all be as lucky as Cersei to have shared a womb with that face, and also get to rub against that face!

    21. Or as blessed as Brienne, to have Jaime even REMEMBER where you're from.

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    And also, probably pine over you, just a little bit.

    22. TBH, dying by the hands of Jaime would be A LOVELY way to go.

    23. Come on, we all secretly want to be this sword right now, amirite ladies?!

    24. UGH, I CANNOT BREATHE. I AM LOSING ALL OF THE LIFE FROM MY BODY JUST FROM LOOKING AT HIM.

    Time of death: now o'clock.

    In conclusion: Yes, Jaime Lannister, we would all like to have your babies.

    But probably only Cersei gets to have those, because, ya know, twincest. :(