1. Hillary Clinton loves him.
2. Did we mention they take really cute photos together that would make anyone jealous, like this one?
3. And did we mention that when they discuss important issues, both of them look like perfect blond smarties?
4. His full name is Satchel Ronan O'Sullivan Farrow.
5. He's the only biological child of Woody Allen and Mia Farrow.
6. And he had this badass statement to make about his estrangement from Woody:
"He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression...I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent. I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children."