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21 Ways To Break Up According To The Movies

Just in case you need some inspiration!

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1. Tell them they're great, but Paul Rudd is better.

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Because Paul Rudd is hot. Like, cut from marble. And right now you're all about sex with Paul Rudd.

2. Or if they're totally hot, there is such a thing as being too hot to date.

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Even though there really isn't.

3. Invite them over and have a super-hot, totally naked American chick waiting in your bathroom.

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In Bridget Jones's Diary, it wasn't a planned breakup, but yours will be!

4. Pull a Bernadine and burn everything to the damn ground. Burn it all.

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5. Have sex with your couples' therapist, then hold an impromptu session to break the news.

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6. Remind them of each and every one of their flaws, corner them into a place where they're totally enraged, and say something like, "I want to be left alone," and then agree with that statement.

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7. Be brutally honest. Like, so honest that they won't be able to live with themselves afterward.

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8. Basically be a total dick.

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9. If you're dating someone who's sensitive: Invite them to a shitty diner and proceed to demoralize them before offering up a friendship olive branch.

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10. Basically make them think they're too poor for you.

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11. Or too rich, basically.

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12. Be so incredibly dreamy that when they look into your eyes they become confused and accidentally end things.

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Like, too handsome to understand.

13. Show them how little you care by peeing on your wedding ring.

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14. Dig up some dirt on their former ho-ish ways, refuse to accept them for who they are, and force them into dumping you by humiliating them. Totes classy.

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15. Have an illicit love affair for years and, when it's clear you both should be together in spite of the odds, pretty much refuse to grow a pair.

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16. Tell them it's time to break up because you're a psychopath.

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17. Or just let them draw that conclusion on their own.

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18. Let them down easy by leaving them jilted at the altar and feeling like a total loser.

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19. Tell them you don't give a damn, like a boss.

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20. Give a series of vague excuses that will rattle their neuroses for weeks, months — hell, maybe years.

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It could even start to haunt their creative visions.

21. And if you're concerned about any awkwardness after the breakup, just kill them.

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We're joking, but the movies aren't.