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19 Things All Chronically Uncool People Know To Be True

You're so uncool that it's ACTUALLY cool. Right? No? OK.

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1. Things that everyone knows to be cool somehow skipped you, and you've literally never heard of them.

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I'm not even sure the words you're using are English, tbh.

2. There ARE things that you know to be cool, and when other people challenge that, it's OVER.

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Oh, I'm sorry, is D&D too REAL for you?!

3. When you get nervous, you tend to show it by humiliating yourself.

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4. Your style veers more toward comfort rather than trendy.

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5. But there's always that amazing moment when someone compliments your style and for a minute you actually DO feel cool.

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"Oh, what, this old thing?" Is that uncool to say?

6. You're comfortable saying no to a lot of "cool" social events, because they'd actually make you miserable.

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Oh, there's a hot new club opening? Nope, I'll be home watching X-Files reruns in my Snuggie.

7. In situations where you have to interact with people, your default reactions basically spoil the fact that you're not cool.

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8. Not everyone "gets" your unique sense of humor.

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I do, though. #uncoolkidsunite

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9. No one ever says that their "type" is the uncool person...

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10. But you also know that somewhere out there is another uncool person just waiting for you.

:::cue theme song for An American Tail::: (If you get this reference, let's be uncool together?)

11. You often have a problem figuring out EXACTLY how to say the right thing.

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Why don't people like me again?

12. People who are presumed to be "cool" don't actually seem all that cool to you.

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They kinda seem like cliquey asses, in general.

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13. You're totally fine being uncool, because it means your friends are just as uncool as you.

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And that's fucking awesome.

14. You often think to yourself, "Hey, uh, maybe being uncool is the REALLY cool thing to do?"

15. Though you've pissed a lot of friends off because you tend to correct people when they're wrong.

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SO. NOT. COOL. Oh well.

16. Flirting is a problem, in general.

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17. When you don't know someone, trying to connect with them often leads to some awkward moments.

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18. In the past, you've spent a lot of time trying unsuccessfully to convince other people that YOU ARE TOTALLY COOL.

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19. But you've accepted your uncool status, because that's who you are.

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And being uncool is all you want to be, really.