1. Sometimes people just give her statues!
3. She looks good, even when she’s the only one not wearing camo.
5. She’s dating Brad Pitt AND Sean Penn.
They like to swap nights, like sister husbands.
6. Just kidding, she’s dating Loki from “The Avengers.”
Get it, girl.
10. She fights crime in her Louboutins.
And then hides the bodies in Sean Penn’s mansion.
14. Sometimes she’s blonde, though.
16. Anna Wintour wants to sleep with her.
17. So does Amanda Seyfried.
18. The Olsen twins just like to hold each other and stand next to her.
They can’t handle all of the redhead heat she radiates.
- Donald Trump broke with decades of US policy by speaking with the president of Taiwan Friday, a move that could anger China.
- A jury failed to reach a verdict Friday in the case of Michael Slager, a former South Carolina officer charged in the fatal shooting of Walter Scott.
- The CEO of Zenefits plans to step down after 10 months on the job. A legal mess nearly sank the company this year.
- A UFC fighter is asking people to crush apples with their bare hands 🍎💪