1. Sometimes people just give her statues!
3. She looks good, even when she’s the only one not wearing camo.
5. She’s dating Brad Pitt AND Sean Penn.
They like to swap nights, like sister husbands.
6. Just kidding, she’s dating Loki from “The Avengers.”
Get it, girl.
10. She fights crime in her Louboutins.
And then hides the bodies in Sean Penn’s mansion.
14. Sometimes she’s blonde, though.
16. Anna Wintour wants to sleep with her.
17. So does Amanda Seyfried.
18. The Olsen twins just like to hold each other and stand next to her.
They can’t handle all of the redhead heat she radiates.
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