Celebrity·Posted on Jan 18, 201318 Reasons Why Jessica Chastain Is Cooler Than YouJust try not to fall in love with her. We double dog dare you.by Erin La RosaBuzzFeed Staff 1. Sometimes people just give her statues! Kevin Winter / Getty Images 2. And when they do, she dances like this. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF vontrapps.tumblr.com Dance on, girl. 3. She looks good, even when she's the only one not wearing camo. Columbia Pictures Industries, Inc., Jonathan Olley / AP 4. This yearbook photo is how she got discovered*! i.huffpost.com (*Discovered to be the only person alive who takes fabulous yearbook photos.) 5. She's dating Brad Pitt AND Sean Penn. Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images They like to swap nights, like sister husbands. 6. Just kidding, she's dating Loki from "The Avengers." Dave M. Benett/Getty Images Get it, girl. 7. This is her three-legged dog. Zelig Shaul/ACE/INFphoto.com His name is Chaplin. They like long walks on the beach. Zelig Shaul/ACE/INFphoto.com And, again, he's got three legs. 8. Her credits include "Madagascar 3." poninepontmercy.tumblr.com And she lists that film in her playbill bio. 9. She has really big hair. It's filled with secrets! Via ellecanada.com Really terrible secrets that will haunt your waking dreams. 10. She fights crime in her Louboutins. Henry Lamb/Photowire/BEImages And then hides the bodies in Sean Penn's mansion. 11. Her celebrity crush is Sirius Black. favim.com Or Gary Oldman. Whatever works. 12. Her clothes inexplicably fall off just so we can know what heaven is like. Courtesy of British GQ / Via gq-magazine.co.uk 13. She's a ginger. johjohsoares.tumblr.com Redheads, unite! 14. Sometimes she's blonde, though. Courtesy of DreamWorks 15. She really likes old people. Via style.com This one happens to be her grandma, and she is faboo. 16. Anna Wintour wants to sleep with her. Pascal Le Segretain / Getty Images 17. So does Amanda Seyfried. Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic 18. The Olsen twins just like to hold each other and stand next to her. Larry Busacca / Getty Images They can't handle all of the redhead heat she radiates.