18 Reasons Why Jessica Chastain Is Cooler Than You
Just try not to fall in love with her. We double dog dare you.
1. Sometimes people just give her statues!
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2. And when they do, she dances like this.
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Dance on, girl.
3. She looks good, even when she's the only one not wearing camo.
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4. This yearbook photo is how she got discovered*!
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(*Discovered to be the only person alive who takes fabulous yearbook photos.)
5. She's dating Brad Pitt AND Sean Penn.
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They like to swap nights, like sister husbands.
6. Just kidding, she's dating Loki from "The Avengers."
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Get it, girl.
7. This is her three-legged dog.
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His name is Chaplin. They like long walks on the beach.
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And, again, he's got three legs.
8. Her credits include "Madagascar 3."
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And she lists that film in her playbill bio.
9. She has really big hair. It's filled with secrets!
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Really terrible secrets that will haunt your waking dreams.
10. She fights crime in her Louboutins.
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And then hides the bodies in Sean Penn's mansion.
11. Her celebrity crush is Sirius Black.
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Or Gary Oldman. Whatever works.
12. Her clothes inexplicably fall off just so we can know what heaven is like.
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13. She's a ginger.
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Redheads, unite!
14. Sometimes she's blonde, though.
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15. She really likes old people.
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This one happens to be her grandma, and she is faboo.
16. Anna Wintour wants to sleep with her.
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17. So does Amanda Seyfried.
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18. The Olsen twins just like to hold each other and stand next to her.
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They can't handle all of the redhead heat she radiates.