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14 Times Spaghetti Lived By Its Own Damn Rules

YOU GOTTA LOTTA NERVE, SPAGHETTI.

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1. When you snuggle into bed at the end of a long day and flip open that book on your nightstand and BAM! spaghetti.

2. Or when you're about to pay for your 6-inch Italian sub at the deli and you open your wallet and instead of money all you find is a wad of spaghetti.

3. Maybe you're at home. Maybe it's a Saturday afternoon and you're thinking about going for a nice walk by the lake so you put on your shoes, a sweater, and your favorite hat but uh oh there's spaghetti.

4. Damn, you tried to walk across you kitchen floor but suddenly spaghetti.

5. Wow, can you freaking believe your luck? Spaghetti made its home in the pouch of your white T-shirt.

6. "Hey, Ma, grab me the special vase so I can put these gorgeous ranunculus in some water!" "Oh no, Earl, the spaghetti's at it again!"

7. Every time you go to take a bath, SPAGHETTI.

8. Every time you go to use the copier, SPAGHETTI.

9. You can't even use a condom without — you guessed it! — Spa. Ghe. Tti.

10. Your pet snake is always tangled up in the stuff.

11. It even creeps its way into your delicious sandwiches.

12. There you are, minding your own business in a washing machine and before you know it there's a bowl full of spaghetti caressing your face with its cold, wheaty tentacles.

13. Wouldn't it be great if you could wake up in the morning, put your feet on the ground, and NOT step on a floor full of spaghetti?

14. Oh well. You know what they say! Spaghetti: It's everywhere.

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