Rewind·Posted on Sep 3, 201731 Times The Internet Roasted The Shit Out Of Disney"Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level."by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. View this post on 2. View this post on 3. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us 01:26 AM - 16 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. View this post on 5. View this post on 6. Kibblesmith ⚔️ @kibblesmith A 90s Disney exec reclines with his feet on the conference table. He takes a few puffs from his cigar. "Goofy should have a dead wife." 06:03 PM - 25 Feb 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. View this post on 8. Brock Baker @BrockBaker My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. 12:43 AM - 27 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. View this post on 10. Goddamnit Jamie @Jay_FrickinLynn *slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL? 06:58 PM - 02 Jul 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. View this post on 12. 13. View this post on 14. k e e t 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?" therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith" 07:39 PM - 27 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. View this post on 16. kid block @senderblock23 Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level. 05:20 PM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. View this post on 18. Carbosly @Carbosly I don't care about Disney lying about my Prince Charming. I'm more pissed about forest creatures and their unwillingness to clean my house. 02:50 AM - 20 Mar 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. View this post on 20. View this post on 21. Fred Delicious @Fred_Delicious Can't believe how much Frozen merchandise there is for xmas this year. I've even seen an ad for a frozen turkey 06:01 PM - 17 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. View this post on 23. View this post on 24. Ristolable @Ristolable [pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians." [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger 10:30 PM - 08 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. View this post on 26. View this post on 27. Theresa C. @theresa_lauren Watching so many Disney movies as a young girl gave me very unrealistic expectations about how majestically my hair should blow in the wind. 03:47 PM - 01 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. View this post on 29. Sarah @thetigersez Total bs that when Sleeping Beauty spends all day in bed she's a "beautiful princess," but when I do the same I'm "clinically depressed." 01:15 AM - 31 Oct 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Carrie Wittmer💉 @carriesnotscary "Be Our Guest" is a great song but at the same time it's a man candle telling a woman what a restaurant is 02:39 PM - 16 Mar 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 31.