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The Unabridged Sprouse Twins Twitpic War

It gets ugly. No, but really.

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Cole fired the first shots posting this photo of Dylan pre-reconstructive chin surgery.

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse hey

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Dylan, ever the older (by 15 minutes) and wiser twin, gave him an out.

.@colesprouse If you start this war, I WILL END IT BROTHER

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse If you start this war, I WILL END IT BROTHER

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Cole politely declined by posting this photo of Dylan's best wide-mouth bass with a nervous twitch impression.

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse EN GARDE

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Dylan retaliated with a pic of Cole Tyrannosaurs-Rexing (yes, it's a verb) the Eiffel Tower.

.@colesprouse Your anthropological experience in a nutshell

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse Your anthropological experience in a nutshell

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And aggressively followed up with this late night yawn selfie of Cole.

.@colesprouse I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN'

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN'

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Cole fired back with a shot of Dylan's chipmunk cheeks full of greasy dorm food in front of what appears to be his grandmother's afghan.

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse Chew your food man

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Dylan's comeback was a snarky screen grab of Cole's IQ, which is actually pretty high.

.@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking

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Cole, now on the defense, regained ground with this absolutely amazing photo of Dylan with scurvy(?).

@dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!

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But Dylan took a decisive lead with Cole's topless homecoming queen pic.

.@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue

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Then Cole hit him with this beaut! A sultry, pouty Dylanita with a sweet rack, if I do say so myself.

@dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds.......#princess

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds.......#princess

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Dylan was thrown off.

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse Imma whup your ass

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And threw up a hail Mary!

@colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

@colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr

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Cole waved the white flag, ending the war with this perfectly executed Suite Life zinger.

@dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby

Cole M. Sprouse

@colesprouse

@dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby

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And Dylan left people guessing with this entirely rando usage of the word "girth."

.@colesprouse You can't escape my girth

Dylan Sprouse

@dylansprouse

.@colesprouse You can't escape my girth

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