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    The Unabridged Sprouse Twins Twitpic War

    It gets ugly. No, but really.

    Disney Channel stars Dylan and Cole Sprouse had an embarrassing photo competition on Twitter for the whole world to see and every second of it was glorious.

    Getty / Tim Whitby

    Cole fired the first shots posting this photo of Dylan pre-reconstructive chin surgery.

    Cole M. Sprouse

    @colesprouse

    @dylansprouse hey

    / Via

    Dylan, ever the older (by 15 minutes) and wiser twin, gave him an out.

    .@colesprouse If you start this war, I WILL END IT BROTHER

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    .@colesprouse If you start this war, I WILL END IT BROTHER

    / Via

    Cole politely declined by posting this photo of Dylan's best wide-mouth bass with a nervous twitch impression.

    Cole M. Sprouse

    @colesprouse

    @dylansprouse EN GARDE

    / Via

    Dylan retaliated with a pic of Cole Tyrannosaurs-Rexing (yes, it's a verb) the Eiffel Tower.

    .@colesprouse Your anthropological experience in a nutshell

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    .@colesprouse Your anthropological experience in a nutshell

    / Via

    And aggressively followed up with this late night yawn selfie of Cole.

    .@colesprouse I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN'

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    .@colesprouse I AIN'T THROUGH WITH YOU YET YUNGIN'

    / Via

    Cole fired back with a shot of Dylan's chipmunk cheeks full of greasy dorm food in front of what appears to be his grandmother's afghan.

    Cole M. Sprouse

    @colesprouse

    @dylansprouse Chew your food man

    / Via

    Dylan's comeback was a snarky screen grab of Cole's IQ, which is actually pretty high.

    .@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    .@colesprouse I bet I am facebook, thanks for asking

    / Via

    Cole, now on the defense, regained ground with this absolutely amazing photo of Dylan with scurvy(?).

    @dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!

    Cole M. Sprouse

    @colesprouse

    @dylansprouse pre-puberty dylan rolls into the fray!

    / Via

    But Dylan took a decisive lead with Cole's topless homecoming queen pic.

    .@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    .@colesprouse game over....princess >:) been savin' this one for a moment just like this. huehuehuehue

    / Via

    Then Cole hit him with this beaut! A sultry, pouty Dylanita with a sweet rack, if I do say so myself.

    @dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds.......#princess

    Cole M. Sprouse

    @colesprouse

    @dylansprouse Then we might as well finish this on equal grounds.......#princess

    / Via

    Dylan was thrown off.

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    .@colesprouse Imma whup your ass

    / Via

    And threw up a hail Mary!

    @colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    @colesprouse You're lucky that one is already all over the internet....NOW THIS ONE WILL BE TOO. I will be the martyr

    / Via

    Cole waved the white flag, ending the war with this perfectly executed Suite Life zinger.

    @dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby

    Cole M. Sprouse

    @colesprouse

    @dylansprouse you just ran in the lobby with this one #ImCallingMoseby

    / Via

    And Dylan left people guessing with this entirely rando usage of the word "girth."

    .@colesprouse You can't escape my girth

    Dylan Sprouse

    @dylansprouse

    .@colesprouse You can't escape my girth

    / Via

    You guys do realize you're twins, right?

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