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The Top 10 Nintendo 64 Characters You Wanted To Punch In The Face

Who knew pixels could be so frustrating?

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10. Kazooie in Banjo-Kazooie

If you weren't able to fly us around once in awhile, I would have seriously left your ass on top of Spiral Mountain.

Punch-o-meter: A quick sucker punch to the beak so she'll stop squawking.

8. Baby Mario in Mario Golf

Why do you exist? But more importantly, how do you exist? You're a younger version of Mario and he's in this game too.

Punch-o-meter: A metaphorical punch, because punching babies is wrong.


5. Tingle in Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask

Maybe because you're pissing everyone off with your constant "kooloo-limpas," Tingle.

Punch-o-meter: A punch so hard his grandparents will tingle. Kooloo-limpas, motherfucker!

3. Natalya in Goldeneye

Your only job is to not die and yet you keep walking directly in front of my gun when I'm trying to protect you.

Punch-o-meter: A punch that knocks her unconscious because it would be easier dragging around her dead-weight body then having her walk on her own dumb legs.

2. Navi in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Listen, Navi, I know you're just trying to help but your constant nagging is putting a huge buzzkill on this whole "adventure" thing. Let me live, goddamn!

Punch-o-meter: Punch her right out of the Kingdom of Hyrule.

1. Slippy Toad in Star Fox 64

Slippy, if you ask me to get those guys off your back one more time I'm going to do a barrel roll straight out of this game.

Punch-o-meter: A punch that sends him clear out of the Andross galaxy. Seriously, we'd be better off without him.