1. Back at the start of 2013, Kim Kardashian had normal person feet.
2. But then she started growing a human inside of her torso.
(Look how grumpy Kanye is because he can’t create life inside of him).
7. Finally, Kim delivered a healthy baby and her tootsies deflated to normal human dimensions.
Thanks be to Yeezus.
- Canada's Conservatives voted to get rid of a party policy opposing gay marriage 🇨🇦
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