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Yo bitches
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I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich fuck this I'm going home I don't need this shit
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@gagasapostle SIT ON YOU OWN DAMN FACE !! IM BUSY !!!
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kowabunga dudettes. i'm so pumped to be on this surfing kick. who else surfs out there? gnarly day in the h2o. ridin waves!
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How u like my con shaqt lenses get it lol
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Does anyone think global warming is a good thing? I love Lady Gaga. I think she's a really interesting artist.
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OiI
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WAS RUSHIN HOME TO TAKE A DUMP AND GOT CAUGHT BEHIND A SCHOOL BUS DROPPIN KIDS OFF!! LONGEST 30MINS OF MY LIFFFEEEE!!
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Why is rhode island nor a road or an island
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I want to die.
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Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.
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What to heck ????
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I feel like there's a giant meatloaf inside of me
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When I was about 11 I snapped @ a slumber party n startin beatin da shit out this girl who was pickin on me! Lmao. Her name was Dameka
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i am still alive
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Beach, don't kill my Vibe.
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Do ants have dicks?
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Skrillex...;)
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4:20..how is everyone?
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First tweet of My life
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I just made spaghetti for the first time!
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I love Maps
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He likes dinosaurs
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How many ladies aint scared 2 fart in front of ur man?
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Ed Balls
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Hey
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I just had the thrill of a lifetime! Saw the clock change from 1:59AM to 1:00AM! I love clocks!
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Rocks, paper, siccor........
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@tpa@y#m##@nyhn