4.
Oh yeah, I would not have survived this.
5.
She looks great; I would have been stuffed into a locker.
6.
Adorable on her, countless Saturday nights alone on me.
7.
Absolutely would not have made it through the front door.
9.
"Are those snow boots?" — My high school bully.
10.
I could wear this only if I wanted to spend the day inside a trash can.
11.
Well this is against dress code because she's barely wearing shoes, but still, yes, this.
13.
Even with the Cheetos, this.
14.
Oh I would be sitting at *that* lunch table for weeks if I wore this.
15.
This, even though it's cute.
18.
"Welcome back from the Matrix." — Even my school principal.
