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17 Starfish And The Grades They Deserve

There are a lot of different kinds and not all of them are good.

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1. Common starfish

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- A standard starfish. The starfish you think of when you think of starfishes.

- Would look good hot glued to a picture frame in your aunt's bathroom.

- Kind of forgettable, the Ann Veal of starfish.

- GRADE: B

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6. Cushion star

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- A bold refusal of starfish ideals.

- Absolutely challenges starfish critics; a starfish that will be studied in art schools for years to come.

- Looks a little like a spoiled tomato but still cool.

- GRADE: A-

7. Giant spined sea star

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- THIS is what I'm talking about, baby!!!!!

- Respect to the starfish form with clear innovation. A starfish that GETS IT.

- Part alien, part terrestrial, all perfect. Will it massage your feet? Maybe!

-GRADE: A+

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15. Orange brisingid

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- An interesting take on what it means to be a starfish.

- Could probably clean your toilet.

- A good amount of flair without venturing into kitsch. Anna Wintour imperceptibly turns her head towards this starfish when he enters a room.

- GRADE: A-