22 Incredibly Important Dog Tweets That Need Your Full And Undivided Attention

    This is the good stuff.

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    Spoon is cheaper than change the whole fence.

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    Messaging that lady on Craigslist was the best decision of my life. Happy 1st birthday to my girl!

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    Last night I met a 3-year-old chocolate lab named Biscuit. 3 years ago I Instagrammed a photo of an 8-week-old chocolate lab puppy named Biscuit. I just made the connection, and now my heart is full. https://t.co/rgLVvw9Fac

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    I’m late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction

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    start the car START THE CAR. (btjaxfrisbee on IG)

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    You howl all you want Charleston, honey

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    He was bored at the pub so we put squirrel videos on YouTube.

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    There’s a dog dressed as Thor in here. #InfinityWar

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    me after the smallest inconvenience

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    me seamlessly transitioning between calm and panicked throughout the day

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    When I was in Mexico I saw a little sombrero and a little saddle and I knew I had to buy them for this reason

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    nothing going on in here except good boys hugging and absolutely not being bad boys. hi.

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    you know what... i am a good boy and i deserve a day off. fetch your own ball today, becky.

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    ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃ ᶰᶦᶜᵉ ᵇᶦᵏᵉ ʳᶦᵈᵉ

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    welcome to hot topic i dont care if i live or die