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13 Foods You Absolutely Have To Eat Two At A Time

I DON'T MAKE THE RULES, I JUST LIVE BY 'EM.

1. Tacos

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No one in the history of mankind has ever eaten a single taco. It's a rule of nature: birds fly, fish swim, humans eat two tacos.

2. Hot Dogs

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Yeah, you can try eating just one. But then the first one would get lonely in your tum-tum.

3. Waffles

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Who's ever heard of ONE waffle? It's ridiculous! Like a dog walking on two legs.

4. Pizza

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A guy from my high school ate one slice of pizza once and now he's in jail.

5. Cheese Sticks

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Ya gotta. Ya just gotta.

6. Enchiladas

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Picture it in your mind's eye: a single enchilada. The only thing sadder is watching an elderly man eat alone in a diner.

7. Peanut Butter Cups

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If you try to eat just one your body involuntarily throws up the first one. It's science.

8. Clementines

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Why do you think the bags contain EVEN NUMBERS?

9. Empanadas

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Here's a list of things that are more possible than eating a single empanada:

# Pigs flying

- End of list -

10. Eggs

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Because how else would you make a bacon-and-egg smiley face?

11. Plums

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Like, if they're on the small side.

12. Breakfast sausages

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It's borderline pornographic to only have one sausage on your plate. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

13. Chocolate Chip Cookies

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Just try eating one cookie. See how that works out for you.