Food·Posted on Dec 25, 201613 Foods You Absolutely Have To Eat Two At A TimeI DON'T MAKE THE RULES, I JUST LIVE BY 'EM.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Tacos Miflippo / Getty Images No one in the history of mankind has ever eaten a single taco. It's a rule of nature: birds fly, fish swim, humans eat two tacos. 2. Hot Dogs Mikeygen73 / Getty Images Yeah, you can try eating just one. But then the first one would get lonely in your tum-tum. 3. Waffles Viennetta / Getty Images Who's ever heard of ONE waffle? It's ridiculous! Like a dog walking on two legs. 4. Pizza Olgna / Getty Images A guy from my high school ate one slice of pizza once and now he's in jail. 5. Cheese Sticks Erin Chack / BuzzFeed Ya gotta. Ya just gotta. 6. Enchiladas Joegough / Getty Images Picture it in your mind's eye: a single enchilada. The only thing sadder is watching an elderly man eat alone in a diner. 7. Peanut Butter Cups Icemanj / Getty Images If you try to eat just one your body involuntarily throws up the first one. It's science. 8. Clementines Mustafagull / Getty Images Why do you think the bags contain EVEN NUMBERS? 9. Empanadas Elnavegante / Getty Images Here's a list of things that are more possible than eating a single empanada:# Pigs flying- End of list - 10. Eggs Vvoevale / Getty Images Because how else would you make a bacon-and-egg smiley face? 11. Plums Andregric / Getty Images Like, if they're on the small side. 12. Breakfast sausages Vikif / Getty Images It's borderline pornographic to only have one sausage on your plate. THINK OF THE CHILDREN. 13. Chocolate Chip Cookies Kacoates / Getty Images Just try eating one cookie. See how that works out for you.