Animals·Posted on Apr 26, 201732 Cats Who Totally Outdid ThemselvesCats, please calm down.by Erin ChackBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. This cat who wouldn't sit for a simple photo: 2. This cat who's never heard of Jesus: 3. This cat who isn't really into physical affection: 4. These cats who are just living their cat lives: 5. This cat who hit the 'nip a little too hard: 6. This cat who just wants to help: 7. This cat who may be overreacting: 8. This cat who could have just asked for a bite: 9. This cat who can't lie on the ground without looking like art: 10. This cat who turned flour into stage makeup: 11. This cat who knows how to make an entrance: 12. These cats who look like actual human people: 13. This cat who just learned about water: 14. This cat who is psyched for lunch: 15. This cat who knows exactly what she wants: 16. This cat who does NOT care for plums: 17. This cat who may or may not be warming his paws: 18. This cat who is also a criminal: 19. These cats who unintentionally formed a gorgeous tableau: 20. These VERY BAD CATS: 21. This cat who definitely set the house on fire: 22. This cat who got twisted into a sticky situation: 23. This cat whose shame is palpable: 24. This cat who is an IDGAF queen: 25. This cat who invented photobombing: 26. This cat who is having an existential crisis: 27. This cat who is two-timing and doesn't care who knows it: 28. This cat who doesn't love her new hat: 29. This cat who is a total klutz: 30. This cat who's seen some shit: 31. This cat who needs a little help, please! 32. And this cat who sits where he pleases, because he's a cat after all: