I Am Very Proud Of Gary Busey For Making Spaghetti For The First Time

    Mama mia.

    You know Oscar-nominated actor and person with teeth, Gary Busey:

    And you also know beloved Italian food and worm-like carbohydrate, Spaghetti:

    Well, HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS, because something amazing has happened.

    Gary Busey just made spaghetti for the first time:

    I just made spaghetti for the first time!

    Here it is, made with love:

    CONGRATS, GARY. SEVENTY-THREE HOMEMADE-SPAGHETTI-LESS YEARS HAVE FINALLY COME TO AN END.

    And somewhere in an alternate universe...

    *Kisses spaghetti tentacles like a chef*