21 Problems Only Dudes With Man Boobs Will Understand

To all who own a pair of man boobs; I'm sorry.

1. The pool.

Is that a dude?... or Scarlett Johanssen?

2. Fluorescent lighting in dressing rooms.

3. Shirts that shrink.

4. Shirts that aren’t black.

5. Unintentional muscle peek-a-boo shirts.

6. All shirts.

7. Jumping.

8. And running.

9. The beach.

Is that a dude? ...or Kate Upton?

10. Being exposed in the gym shower.

11. Seatbelts.

12. Feminine Man Girdle options.

For the love of god, we just want a manly one.

13. The "Tittie Twister."

14. Being the little spoon during spooning.

15. Springtime.

16. Summertime.

17. Having your picture taken.

18. Being on TV.

19. Sitting down.

20. Giving hugs.

21. Sex with the lights on.

"I purposely leave the lights off during sex. Because the only boobs I want to see are my wife's"