1. He’s been in far too many Quinceñearas. The dancing, food, fountains...
2. Grew up in the hardcore streets of Lil’Mexico…a.k.a. LA.
3. Killed around 53 piñatas in his lifetime.
4. I will eat tacos all-day, everyday--I just don't care about my body anymore.
5. Know’s gang signs. What up holmes?
6. Works at a carniceria (Latin butcher market). Look how much Latino-ism is in the image.
7. Worked the carniceria since the age of 8.
8. Grew up during the golden era of novelas.
9. Puts chili on everything.
11. Has a mucho grande large family.
12. Parents names are Maria and Jose.
13. Been in these bad boys...
14. Worn a hair net outside of cafeterias.
15. Can recite lines and songs from the movie Selena .
16. Can dance to this all the time.
17. Even when wearing these…
18. And he has an authentic Mexican mustache and beard. I mean, just look at it.