Isn't it about time that Cthulhu, in his infinite power and glory, conquered Hollywood? Good news, Cthulhu-enthusiasts, the Elder God is a film studio exec now! He has horrible and genius plans for the silver screen: He'll stop at nothing to star in remakes of some of the most beloved films of all time.
Cthulhu has commenced his Hollywood mission by taking over his favorite genre: The romantic comedy. After all, you can't spell Lovecraft without L-O-V-E.