Top 5 Compliments That Will NOT Make Our Incoming Reptilian Overlords Blush

When they finally enslave us our Reptilian Overlords will be expecting praise and worship but here are five compliments that will NOT make them blush!

5. "No one knew that you were disguised as our human leaders the entire time! You have outsmarted our inferior human brains so easily! "

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Wow, that sure is a sweet thing to say to our new leaders, but because they do not let their emotions control the flow of blood in their bodies the Reptilian race does not blush.

4. "Materialism was the source of all human strife. Humans are far more efficient as your slaves."

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Talk about tugging at the heart strings! Our Reptilian Overlords will be most touched by such kind words. Instead of showing your their appreciation by blushing our new slave masters will show their gratitude by giving you less obedience whippings as you have clearly shown your devotion.

3. "Wow, these shock collars suppress my free thinking thoughts and emotions better than any of the media or prescription drugs I had during the false reign of humans!"

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Very moving. No Reptilian Overlord is going to feel under appreciated when you talk like that. Due to not being a lesser species like humans, our Reptilian Overlords will not blush. Instead, they will increase the voltage on your shock collar to keep your emotional responses in check, just like you wanted!

2. "My only son spoke openly of rebellion against you, oh lord, so I cut his throat to please you. I am sad not for the loss of my son, but that he could not devote his entire life to serve you."

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It's as if you're trying to make them blush! It won't work. Reptilians simply do not blush. Their cold reptilian hearts will be moved though, and for that they will spare your spouse from the entertaining torture labs.

1. "You have done it. My spirit and will are finally broken."

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Perhaps the nicest phrase of devotion one can say to their Reptilian Overlord. You are nothing without them and they are everything to you. All their efforts are validated by these simple words and it means so much them. They are incapable of blushing.