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1. Beans:
2. These radiation emergency kits:
3. Father's shadow puppets:
4. Rats:
5. Frozen Meat:
6. Father's frightened eyes:
7. Capri Sun!:
8. This ant-farm:
9. These ants:
10. These books about the Illuminati:
11. This bucket of old hair:
12. Bunk beds:
13. A box full of lasers:
14. Boxes of assault rifles:
15. Muzzy:
16. The culinary stylings of this Italian chef:
17. Water cooler jugs filled with human waste:
18. Hot plates:
19. Father's nervous hands:
20. Hungry Hungry Hippos!:
21. Hungry rats:
22. Slivers of blue sky glimpsed in the morning, when Father leaves for work:
23. What could be greater?:
24. Dehydrated ice-cream:
25. A chat with an imaginary robot:
26. Unsent letters to an absent God:
27. These tools for creating artistic masterpieces:
28. These tools for trying to burst open the hatch while Father sleeps:
29. ...And this belt for when you woke him up:
30. Nickelodeon's Gak:
31. Gotta catch'em all:
32. Bottled water:
33. Photo albums from before mom died:
34. Plastic phones:
35. Plastic girlfriend:
36. Father’s bald head as he hugs you uncomfortably tight
37. Choco Taco:
38. Empty bottles of beer and pills
39. A stolen key!:
40. The night sky!:
41. This beautiful police station:
42. These new parents:
43. This amazing psychotherapist:
44. This bedroom filled with sunlight:
45. And terrifying Gushers' commercials:
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