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1. Being named "Eric Cooney".
2. What wearing Eric Cooney's skin feels like.
3. What being in this photo was like.
4. What it was like growing up Eric Cooney.
5. What every single Eric Cooney Fart has smelled like.
6. What it's like literally being in Eric Cooney's shoes.
7. How awkward this photo was.
8. What it was like looking at this starfish at that exact moment through Eric Cooney's eyeballs.
9. Why Eric Cooney chose to shave his beard like this.
10. What is was like making this stupid Buzzfeed post.
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