A Girl's Thoughts During No Shave November

It is that time of year again. The time when men find themselves uber sexy and a little itchy with the new facial hair they are sporting. Read what the ladies are thinking about your face this month.

Every year I have the same thought process as the month of November wages on and the men folk I encounter in the wild try to grow facial hair. I decided today to share that with you in a rather scientific breakdown of No Shave November.

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Stage One - I Can Totally Handle This
November 1 - 2

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OK, you look normal still. I mean really it has just been a day and you aren't Wolverine. I can totally handle this month. Bring on the facial hair.

Stage Two - Holy Hotness
November 3 - 6

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Dang Baby! So that rugged scruff is totally hot. Why don't all men grown out beards. Scruff = hot!

Stage Three - Can You Stop Playing With Your Face?
November 7 - 11

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So why exactly is he starching his face all the time? It is really like he is fixated with that beard growing on his face. I mean he can not stop touching it and starching it. What happened to stage two hotness?

Stage Four - Why Does That Color Hair Only Grown On Your RIght Jaw Line?
November 12 - 21

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You survived the dreaded face starching week and now you are able to see what exactly is happening with this new hair. I have never met a man who grows a beard with consistent color. There are random white hairs that creep in and strangely red hairs seem to abound in the facial hair region. I would be grossed out, but each beard is like a snowflake, beautiful in its own way.

Stage Five - Does No Shave November Mean No Trim/Grooming November.
November 23 - 20

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Woah! You are so right, it is interesting that your neck beard is red and your face beard is brown. Can you please save the muff of red hair attacking your neck now?

Stage Six - Please Don't Save Your Beard But Leave a Lone Mustache
December 1

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If you are under the age of 40 do not give yourself a mustache. I have yet to see it work. You are not the exception. You are the rule.

God bless all you men on your quest for hairy perfection. Also I hope you had fun going on dates from November 1 - 7. See you again around the Holidays when your get tired of your family asking how long you are going to keep this thing going.