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How Italian Are You Really?

Check everything that applies to you:

Mamma mia, you're about as Italian as the Olive Garden. Wet hair doesn't scare you, you have no sense of self-irony, and you probably don't what cambio stagione is. Consider taking up residence in Switzerland instead.

You're about as Italian as Season 4 of _Jersey Shore_ – yeah, you've got the hand gestures and you dance well and have the right wardrobe, but you need a little menefreghismo to go with those disco moves.

You're as Italian as a rosary-clutching Ultra on a Sunday afternoon. You know how to eat, what to wear where, and when to call your mom. Just add a little humor.

Italiano DOCG! Complimenti, you're the real deal and you know it!

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