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    28 Wrong Hot Dogs For National Hot Dog Day

    It's #NationalHotDogDay! Get your dog on, dawg, but... Not like this.

    28. Nope.

    27. No dice.

    26. I mean...

    25. You had one job...

    24. I said no thank you!

    23. No.

    Made a delicious hotdog. #parkersquare @TheParkerSquare

    notch / Via Twitter / Twitter: @notch

    22. The Twin Peaks special?

    21. This is a war crime.

    20. But WHY?

    19. Stop it.

    18. Is there someone we should call?

    17. Hello, 911? Yes, I have an emergency.

    16. Oh no. Oh NO!

    15. Absolutely not.

    14. Uh-oh!

    13. TFW you're the only vegan at the BBQ

    12. What did we do to deserve this?

    11. No!

    10. Nothing should ever be this wet!

    9. I need to speak to the manager.

    8. Who hurt you?

    7. Pass.

    6. Incorrect.

    5. Thanks, I hate it!

    4. Under no circumstances!

    3. Karen, no!

    2. I need to be alone.

    1. I just...