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Which Member Of The Crazy Monkeys Is Your Soulmate?

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a young, red-headed version of Albert Einstein? Now you don't have to! For this sweet Italiano, love is a breeze! (I mean, hey... it's not rocket science.)

Adriano Bianchini

She's traveled the world, always knows what's avant garde, and is soon to be your dream girl! Spend your evenings together enjoying the finest liquors as she woos you with her masterful bowing on the violin.

Christina Buckley

Enjoy spending your free time with this hottie as you do charity work with animals and children! He may be a sweetheart, but he's no softy -- this Selling and Sales major will give you the business! ;)

Cole Hendricks

It's no coincidence that his name rhymes with "Hunk of a Man" -- no one can rock sideburns like this hottie! Spend your nights cuddling up and watching classic films... and if you play your cards right, he might even take you for a ride on his scooter.

Duncan Moran

Nicknamed "Kale" after the delicious superfood, there's no question that spending time with this babe is good for your health! ;) She knows her way around a lacrosse field and an art studio... and did I mention she speaks Spanish? Muy caliente!

Kathleen Haines

You're a super genius, but that doesn't mean you don't also like to have a good time! You guys can chat about philosophy as you sip on fine scotches together. Damn, you sure are mature and majestic (and definitely not another lizard person).

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Congratulations to you, Future Mr./Mrs. Wawaawwareuru! Your last name will be impossible to pronounce but that totally doesn't matter, because now you're in love with the Riley High School Homecoming King of 2014! Listen in rapture as he regales you with stories from his childhood in an exotic land. (Australia, obviously.)

Matt Waweru

You're a perfect match for this Pisces! After a long evening of discussing which famed sociologist would win in a bar fight, she'll entertain you with a little song and dance number. Oh, and did I mention she's fluent in the language of love? (German.)

Emily Chesney

Let this little ray of sunshine light up your world as you begin your lives together! Her immense beauty and positive attitude are great, but her vast supply of jokes about wieners is even better.

Natalie Weber

Whether he's dazzling audiences with his beautiful trumpet music or whittling trinkets out of found wood, you can be sure that he's the tallest, sexiest drink of water for miles around. Don't worry, ladies -- this Boy Scout always comes prepared. ;)

Tim Walther

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Which Member Of The Crazy Monkeys Is Your Soulmate?

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