Food·Posted on Apr 18, 2013How To Eat A MuffinThis is very simple, but very, very important.by Emily FleischakerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink Step 1: Get a muffin. Step 2: Rip it in half. Don't use a knife. Craggy muffin fluff is essential. Step 3: Toast the muffin. This step requires a toaster oven. You can also use an oven oven at 400F. Step 4: Butter the muffin. Step 5: Make the muffin disappear.