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    Posted on Apr 18, 2013

    How To Eat A Muffin

    This is very simple, but very, very important.

    Step 1: Get a muffin.

    Step 2: Rip it in half. Don't use a knife. Craggy muffin fluff is essential.

    Step 3: Toast the muffin.

    This step requires a toaster oven. You can also use an oven oven at 400F.

    Step 4: Butter the muffin.

    Step 5: Make the muffin disappear.