10 Things Which Happen In Kids Football Which Would Be Weird If It Happened In Grown Ups Football.

Musings of a soccer mum who spends way too much time at the side of fields in the freezing cold in the middle of no-where.

1) When the ref has to stop the game and tie one of the players shoe laces.

2) When a player has to stop to get a cuddle from his mum because he fell over.

3) Getting side tracked when a fire engine goes passed.

4) After scoring a goal shouting if that means they get more sweeties.

5) When a dad has to sit behind the goal and talk up the crying goalie who isn't having a good game.

6) Being told to say sorry when a hard tackle has been made.

7) Celebrating a goal until they realise that they had actually run the wrong way.

8) Spectators having to be bound and gagged to stop them from shouting.

9) A double figure score line being perfectly normal.

10) Subs playing tig.