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28 Things You'll Love If You Can't Stop Fucking Cursing

Shit! Sorry.

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1. A book with ~colorful language~ for days you need to sit alone in a corner and cope.

amazon.com

Promising Review: "Unfortunately, the only adult coloring books I can obtain locally are of butterflies and other foo-foo nonsense. THIS, however, allows me to clearly and colorfully illustrate my dislike for people in a way that no other medium quite manages." —Amazon Customer

Get it on Amazon for $5.39.

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4. A devious paperweight to hold down any rising urges to drop some bombs.

uncommongoods.com

Promising Review: "My coworker has papers all over, plus she tends to drop the 'f bomb,' so this was perfect! She was also in the military, so she likes that the artist often uses recycled military helmets in his work." —Kathy

Get it on Uncommon Goods for $45.

6. Some ballsy balloons that don't deflate at poor language.

firebox.com

Promising Review: "Loved the look on my flatmate's face when he came home to these. Not sure if he was laughing because it was funny, or to keep from crying." —Emma

Get a set of 12 on Firebox for $9.

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11. A blasphemous guide for expressing yourself around the world.

firebox.com

Promising Review: "Focuses on the literal translation of foreign phrases, which makes them seem even more ridiculous. Makes for great bathroom reading material, too. You can tell your friends what you just did in several languages!" —A. Billek

Get it for $11.49 on Firebox or $8.43 on Amazon.

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