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1.A set of makeup brushes so you can pamper your face every morning even when swiping on drugstore eyeshadow. Honestly, all of us.
2.A set of velvet and lace pajamas that'll let you *literally* sleep in the lap of luxury without having to pay the price. Feel free to "forget" to set the alarm.
3.A set of Popbar chocolate sticks to melt into hot cocoa, because from now on we're only having rich desserts — all without getting dressed for fancy bakeries. BLESS.
4.A metallic cleansing brush for what'll feel like a high-end skincare routine without the luxury prices. This bb gently exfoliates to remove dead skin, treat breakouts, and reduce excess oil — meaning gone are the days of overpriced facials.
5.A pair of mesh ankle socks so your style can *blossom* while saving your bank account from wilting.
6.A waterproof eyeshadow palette with 18 super pigmented shimmering and matte shades that'll prove you don't need to drop $100 to achieve the perfect smokey eye. Though your skills may lead people to believe you did.
7.A pair of faux fur slippers with memory foam cushioning, because these'll be so darn comfy, you'll feel it in your ~sole~. It's time we put our foot down on pricey loungewear — we're supposed to be RELAXED.
8.A Paris street style coloring book for transporting yourself to the land of high fashion (and pastries) while saving yourself from a hefty plane ticket. TSA is so annoying anyway — day dreaming is better.
9.A lace bralette so you can feel *extra* dressed up, starting with your undergarments. Basically you'll only want to say "ooh la la" when looking at yourself — not at your bill.
11.A thick pom-pom hat with cozy ear flaps, because we won't even REMEMBER what it feels like to be cold when wearing this. Kind of like if we had a private driver, but now this'll have you *covered* while you wait for the bus.
12.A rose gold stainless steel thermos so you won't even want to blow $5 on coffee every day when you can just show this off. Is this more Insta-worthy than a drink with your name spelt wrong? YES.
13.A sheer glitter dress so you can essentially live in shimmer — wear it with pants, leggings, alone, WHATEVER. A star is born.
14.An Eva NYC repairing hair mask with argan oil and keravis protein that'll make your hair shiny, shiny, shiny, even if you're not prepared to step foot in a salon. Damaged hair? Let this help you AND your wallet. These are truly amazing times.
15.A pack of gold metal adhesive leaf, because sticking this on random decor will instantly upgrade everything into Versailles-worthy decor. The only thing that won't feel like a palace? Your rent.
16.An electric toothbrush for not only making your bathroom routine feel more sophisticated, but getting your dental hygiene up to ~speed~ with your dentist's expectations. Next year we might even try flossing.
17.A cropped velvet sweater so you can look the part during this season's biggest trend (hello, chenille) and still have money leftover for more important things, like pie.
18.An attachable aerator that’ll infuse oxygen to release any inexpensive wine's ~aromas~ and bolden the taste right out of the bottle — so basically you're about to become a sommelier.
19.A pair of crystal ear climbers for scientific proof that everything looks more expensive when sparkly. Sorry diamonds, you're on the short list now for being our best friend.
20.A set of gold collagen eye masks to make treating dark circles and puffy under-eyes feel more rewarding than if you actually got eight hours of sleep. Will people think you spent big bucks? Consider these fool's gold.
22.A set of metal polyhedral dice for making sure all your parties hit the ~jackpot~. You won't even need to blow on these to feel like you won a million bucks.
23.A double-sided Revlon liquid eyeshadow so you can wave its wands and deliver whatever you're in the mood for: a swipe of fun sparkle or a pigmented cream shadow. Will this be the most glamorous part of your NYE look? Of course.
24.A set of velvet bow hair ties that'll instantly make messy buns the most luxurious part of your look. No pricey blowout AND you get to sleep in. This is the life.
25.A pair of round sunglasses, because these'll prove you don't need designer brands with ~blinding~ prices to look effortlessly on-trend.
26.A waffle-knit flannel fleece blanket for reaching the peak of plush lounging. I DARE you to try to feel anything but relaxed while under this cozy heaven. Who the heck needs strange hotel beds when you have this?
27.A set of cotton and lace underwear so you can treat your bum to a *touch* of sophistication every darn day of the work week. La Perla who?
29.A Vivienne Sabó volumizing mascara, because this'll be a one-stop journey to thick, fanned lashes thanks to its clump-free, drama-loving formula. Translation: its gold tube looks high-end, but is actually saving you money when you don't need lash primer.
30.An insulated lunch tote for ditching the brown paper bag and making bringing leftovers to work very, very sophisticated. It's called "I have student loans chic".
31.A pair of velvet ankle booties so you can put your best foot forward, but also put that foot *down* on dipping into your Chipotle budget.
32.A gel nail polish kit that'll take us mani enthusiasts to the next level — aka pricey salon trips will be a distant memory. The gel formula will make sure your hard work lasts (and lasts) *and* look professionally done.
33.A fleece fringed throw pillow, because is there anything softer on Earth to greet your face? It's time to plan a staycation and spend time getting some *plush treatment* with this. I'll try to put a chocolate on this when you're not looking.
34.A mirrored phone case for celebrating a healthy dose of vanity without your accessories reflecting how much you spent.
35.A pair of faux fur mittens so winter winds don't stand a chance at ruining your ~look~. Turns out you can live lavishly even when waiting for the train. Just press fuzziness to face.
36.A pair of sequined tights that'll give you a leg up on polished dressing — no trip to Wolford required.
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