BuzzFeed We hope you love the products we recommend! Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales from the links on this page. 1. A gilded mirror with the luna moon cycle because your money will always be in orbit. urbanoutfitters.com Get it from Urban Outfitters for $29. 2. A pairing of twinkling lights and a bell jar that you don't need to get locked in a tower with a beast to get. amazon.com Get them from Amazon: lights for $6.95 and bell jar for $21.99. 3. A marble box to store your imaginary diamonds (but your friends don't need to know that). tjmaxx.tjx.com Get it from TJ Maxx for $19.99. 4. A pair of agate bookends in case your private library is "under construction." amazon.com Promising Review: "Love! Get compliments on these ALL the time! They look so high-end, and much more expensive than they actually are. A great way to add some color and texture!" —elise1230Get them from Amazon for $18.99+ (available in four colors and 10 sizes). 5. 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It is classy and has a great feel to it. A heavy bottom adds substance." —Elizabeth BushGet it from Amazon for $14.99+ (available in three colors). 15. A zebra rug–inspired dish as a great backup for when you say your carpet is at the dry cleaners. bit.ly Get it from Jet for $17.51 or Amazon for $24. 16. A roll of deceiving wallpaper that'll say "building a brick wall overnight is no big deal." bit.ly Get it from Jet or Amazon for $27.98. 17. A glass skull you can buy without having to watch your bank account slowly die (which will be our little secret). tjmaxx.tjx.com Get it from TJ Maxx for $9.99. 18. A decorative book for a cheap way to improve a coffee table that's looking ruff. amazon.com Promising Review: "It covers all the basics, and the dog makes it that much more fun. If a dog can pull it of, so can you. That's how classic the outfits and styles are." —Sam PGet it from Amazon (also available in Kindle) or Jet for $8.73+. 19. 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