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1. A gilded mirror with the luna moon cycle because your money will always be in orbit.
2. A pairing of twinkling lights and a bell jar that you don't need to get locked in a tower with a beast to get.
3. A marble box to store your imaginary diamonds (but your friends don't need to know that).
4. A pair of agate bookends in case your private library is "under construction."
5. A lavish trinket box for cleverly hiding your quarters, which you are most certainly not saving up.
6. A ladylike vase who'll only smile when filled with *green*.
7. A gold magnifying glass so your friends can inspect your top-notch place.
8. A luxurious-looking jar that only you and I will know is ceramic.
9. A vintage-style glass box to shatter your friends' minds with your effortless sophistication.
10. A girlish cushion if your couch starts to need a stylish touch.
11. An array of colorful doorknobs so your friends can put a finger on what's different.
12. A crystal pineapple because your life will be sweet AF and this fruit will prove it.
13. A tall black vase for watching your pals' envy ~grow~.
14. A hand-blown glass vase to look like you can handle anything, even caring for plants.
15. A zebra rug–inspired dish as a great backup for when you say your carpet is at the dry cleaners.
16. A roll of deceiving wallpaper that'll say "building a brick wall overnight is no big deal."
17. A glass skull you can buy without having to watch your bank account slowly die (which will be our little secret).
18. A decorative book for a cheap way to improve a coffee table that's looking ruff.
19. A set of elaborate mirrors because you'll be the fairest of them all (just don't ask who's the richest).
20. A delicate picture clip who doesn't pout at affordable decorating.
21. A set of alluring coasters if your table becomes too precious for water stains.
22. A mini brass sculpture for subtly showing off your good taste.
23. A pretty paperweight to hold down your bills that you're not worried about at all.
24. A refined hourglass as time is of the essence to take advantage of that paycheck.
25. A lovely elephant duo who may start to trumpet their opulence — even if it's a gray area.
26. An elegant bookend that'll obviously only support the likes of War and Peace.
27. An upscale jewelry holder — it'll look great even if you don't have expensive rings.
"How did you buy all of these new things?"
