Here Are Some Totally Average Athletes With Above Average Tattoos

See how these amazing tattoos make average-bodied men look not so average anymore.

Take, for instance, this somewhat fit gentleman.

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This is Plaman, a Bulgarian wrestler. I know, we're unimpressed too, but we loooove the cross on his chest!

Or how about this average-bodied New Zealand Rugby player and his anything but average full sleeve.

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This is Sonny Bill Williams, take a moment to observe his amazing tattoo. Try not to be distracted by his otherwise average appearance.

And, introducting, Stuart Reardon!

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Sorry, I know, these guys are almost painful to look at. But check out that tattoo! So hip. So tribal. So wow.

If you're still not convinced, Colin Kaepernick is here to show you his awesome tats.

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Such art! Might look better without all of those rippling muscles getting in the way... but not everybody is perfect.

Here's Roman Reigns looking like he just rolled out of bed.

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Seriously, do something with that hair dude. I guess we'll look past it because we like your tattoo.

Lebron James is like.... kind of okay too we guess. But the tat game is strong with this one.

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Ok who are we kidding he looks like a god emerging from magical waters.

Can't deny it anymore.... must... acknowledge.... sexiness....

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Foreign Rugby needs to stop hoarding all the hot athletes... OKAY?! We Americans want some too.

Is that a tattoo I see? WHO CARES ANYMORE.

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TATTOO? WHERE?

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Devin Thomas, I will jump rope with you any day.

*slowly dies*

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*comes back to life*

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Don't worry, we all know what you're thinking...

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We would never forget David Beckham.

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Seriously, NOT EVER IN YOUR LIFE.

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NEVERRRR!

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Let's see how Olivia Wilde and Stephen Colbert feel about this post.

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Same.