Take, for instance, this somewhat fit gentleman.
Or how about this average-bodied New Zealand Rugby player and his anything but average full sleeve.
And, introducting, Stuart Reardon!
If you're still not convinced, Colin Kaepernick is here to show you his awesome tats.
Here's Roman Reigns looking like he just rolled out of bed.
Lebron James is like.... kind of okay too we guess. But the tat game is strong with this one.
Can't deny it anymore.... must... acknowledge.... sexiness....
Is that a tattoo I see? WHO CARES ANYMORE.
*comes back to life*
Don't worry, we all know what you're thinking...
We would never forget David Beckham.
Seriously, NOT EVER IN YOUR LIFE.
Let's see how Olivia Wilde and Stephen Colbert feel about this post.
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