1. How could you live without it? The Sippy Wine Glass!
2. And we clearly all need a Jumping Hot Dog.
3. Have a pet? Make sure it never experiences nature again!
4. The Human Slingshot.... because of course.
5. These completely normal Skeleton Gnomes.
6. One of a kind shirts, for one of a kind men.
7. Have a pet? Here's another product that totally makes sense.
8. The Pierogi Ornament
9. Here's another fashion-forward option, Scented Shirts!
10. Um..... this?
11. The Ultimate Energy Saver.
12. The Upright Sleeper!
13. And last but certainly not least, The Biggest Sports Chair Ever.
Thank you, Skymall, for always keeping it weird.
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