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    8 Ways To Get Ready For Bikini Season Without Leaving Your Couch

    Diet, exercise, and natural sunlight are so 2012.

    1. Apply Hair Lightener

    2. Trek in Fit Flops

    3. Get Tan From a Tube

    4. Get Tan From a Can

    5. Lift Your Remote Controller (x 12)

    6. Get (Pinterest) Thinspired

    7. Wear Thigh-Tightening Pants

    8. And When All Else Fails... Paint Your Abs