Goodful·Posted on May 29, 201816 Tweets That'll Make You Cackle Bitterly If You're A Vegetarian"When people talk about how much they hate salad, they always look at me and say sorry...like it offends me."by Emily ShwakeBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Going out to eat can be a challenge at times. The Onion @TheOnion Vegetarian Option Just Iceberg Lettuce On Bread https://t.co/qMz6JC0yax 12:05 AM - 12 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite I don't care if it's an Onion article, it happened. 2. But we make do with what we have. Patricia Hernandez @xpatriciah "This is as much a treat for me as it is for you" - Danielle, a vegetarian, at a steakhouse (surrounded by sides) 02:16 AM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. And tbh, going out to eat with other vegetarians is always a joy. 4. The holidays are always a struggle though... jalapeño shorty @corazondemeIonn When you're the only vegetarian at thanksgiving 11:54 PM - 24 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. ...because of that one relative who always seems to misunderstand the concept of "no meat." lauren 🐈 @laurentamsin relatives: so how do you do christmas dinner when you're vegetarian? me: just don't eat the meat relatives: 03:21 PM - 18 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. But they're really doing their best, probably. Karabo Mokgoko 🦄 @Karabo_Mokgoko Taylor: I’m vegetarian. Friend: There’s chicken, I hope you eat meat. #DateMyFamily 04:19 PM - 13 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Salads aren't all we eat by any means. Vegetarian Problems @VegetarianProbs When people talk about how much they hate salad they always look at me and say sorry.. Like it offends me. #vegetarianprobs 10:06 PM - 25 Oct 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. But we've really developed a liking for our greens. ADAM @AdamSilvera Vegetarian mood 02:28 AM - 16 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. That's not to say we only eat "rabbit food." Hannah @hannah_porteous #NationalVegetarianWeek being a vegetarian is NOT boring I've had spaghetti hoops and garlic bread for my dinner TWICE this week !!! 08:05 PM - 17 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. And it sure as HECK doesn't mean we're healthy by default. Jacob Mcleod @TreasurerMcleod People: "Wow you must eat so healthy because you're a vegetarian!" Me: "I've been living off of peanut butter and hummus for 1487 days" 04:56 PM - 18 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. It's not nearly as hard for us to find something to eat as people think it is. That's So Veg @thatssoveg The list of protein sources that meat eaters think are available to me #vegetarianproblems 02:54 AM - 16 Apr 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Being a vegetarian isn't always a walk in the park. bri @imbribtw i havent eaten meat in 2 years and i still misspell vegetarian 12:36 AM - 18 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. But we've pretty much got it figured out by now. Savvy G @savvvy_g when ur a vegetarian n u gotta find an alternate source of protein 05:14 PM - 08 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Meat-eaters have been trying to get us to give up our vegetarianism since the dawn of time. Vegetarian Problems @probs_veggie This is our life summed up in one picture #VegetarianProblems 04:53 PM - 07 Feb 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. And then they go absolutely berserk when we take a lil' break. body cerg @cody_berg4 When you're vegetarian and eat meat and someone calls you out for it 06:55 AM - 09 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. At the end of the day, we're not all that different to our carnivore friends — our priorities are just a tiny bit different. Gina @ginadivittorio ME: I’m not vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants HIM: Haha good one ME: A birch tree killed my mother, James 09:23 PM - 10 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite