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holy shit ikea has built such an empire without us suspecting anything they are in basically everyone's home they are the swedish house mafia
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Alternative Lifestyle - Someone who goes the wrong way round IKEA
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when a Kardashian says u look good
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court: why are the proposed jury instructions like this? me: they’re in IKEA format your honor.
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Omg I was just wandering around IKEA and I bumped into Theresa May. She was looking for a new cabinet.
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ikea instructions for sex
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#ikeaproblems
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ME: I have a date coming over, any advice? FRIEND: girls respect a guy that makes his own bed [later] DATE: are you almost done? ME: [reading IKEA manual] just gotta put the ESPEVÄR on the BJÖRKSNÄS
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Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin'
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IKEA drinking game: take a shot every time someone says “this is nice”
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can’t believe people pay $50 to do an escape room when you can just go to IKEA for free
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We can't afford to take our kids to a corn maze this year so we're just going to take them to an IKEA instead.
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Javert: AND I AM JAVERT, DO NOT FORGET MY NAME IKEA: got it
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On grindr at ikea looking for a man to bring my furniture home
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sex is cool but have you ever finished building ikea furniture without breaking anything
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remember the ikea monkey? this is what it looks like now. feel old?
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During a pivotal scene in a movie I whisper to the stranger next to me, “That lamp is from Ikea.”
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Lounging on the couch, pants off while munching a Big Mac is a great way to spend Sunday, despite IKEA’s Security guard insisting otherwise.