My Reactions To Gotham S2 Episode 1: "Damned If You Do"

Last night the second season of Gotham began. Thus, also began the new and improved reactions to the show's new look and new villains. And all because Bruce read a book. Okay. NOT REALLY.

And this how we begin our season premiere.

By throwing in a scene that will surely kill the fangirls.

First, a word from our sponsors.

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Stranger Danger!

This just says it all.

Previously, from a more attractive character...

So if you push someone, you get fired? Well, if that's so, then...

I must be eternally unemployed.

Oh, wait...

There goes my job at the unemployment office. Man, the economy must be bad.

Wait just a moment.

Oops, looks like I've been fired from life as well.

Jerome, you're incapable.

Saint Jim is no more.

Sorry, Sam.

Jim just shoots that guy like he's never been a saint.

The things he does for love.

Penguin's a new man.

He's magically delicious.

Barbara just calls ex's like it's nobody's business.

Ex's and Oh's

"Are we looking for secrets? Or just breaking stuff?" Version 2.0

All because Bruce read a book. Where are these books about blowing your dad's bolted door to the Bat Cave up and how much do they cost?

Read more books, apparently.

Too bad Andy Samberg had not seen this episode before the Emmys.

This show encourages education way too much!

Please be cool and stay in school. I'm not kidding.

The riddle of the week.

I'm kinda tired of it already.

They are pushing the Squad a little too far.

Just...

Theo is a lover and a fighter.

Never trust a guy named Theo.

Thanks for reading! Tune in next time to hear me rant about this scene:

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Other than that, have a great week!