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    15 Foods You Shouldn't Eat In Front Of Your Mother

    This post is safe for work, but maybe don't read it in front of your mother, either.

    1. This pepper:

    2. This cream of wheat:

    3. This strawberry ice cream:

    4. These clams:

    5. This garlic knot:

    6. These sticky buns:

    7. This apple tart:

    8. This fish:

    9. This orange:

    10. This dried peach:

    11. This strawberry bread:

    12. These pretzel dogs:

    13. Whatever this is:

    14. And all bananas, strawberries, ice cream cones, lollipops, asparagus, hotdogs, corndogs, pickles, whipped cream, popsicles, and pretzel rods.

    15. This ice cream:

    To be safe, email this guy: