What It's Really Like To Use OKCupid

Over the summer, I made an OKCupid profile on a whim, and promptly forgot about it. After receiving numerous e-mails about my inbox being full, I decided to log on to see what all the fuss was about.

1. Some guys are nice...

…sort of?

2. Some guys just want to play games...

But not in a sexual way…not at all.

3. Some guys are just plain weird...

I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.

4. Some guys like bacon a little too much...

(I never thought I would say that).

5. Some guys try to open with a joke...

Never heard that one before!

6. Sometimes their jokes get weird.

I'm a little McOffended.

7. Some guys come right out and say what they are looking for...

OK thanks, I'll definitely take you up on that.

8. But some guys are just looking for Sara.

No. This is not Sara. But I don't think you'd have much of a chance with her anyway.

9. Some guys want you to know they're interested in pleasing you.

But actually, no.

10. Some guys are into weird stuff...

What are you even talking about?! No.

11. Some chicks are just looking to help out their husband...

Yea, I'm totally interested in being your husbands side-peice. Not.

12. Sometimes the police are looking for you..

13. Like…really looking for you.

14. And then there are the guys who are JUST SO FREAKING CREEPY

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… Yep, that is definitely the creepiest unprompted message I've ever received.

Now you don't have to bother going on OKCupid (or any other dating site) at all. Don't do it, everyone is creepy.