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Sat bolt upright in bed “I’ve gotta buy One Tree Hill” laid back down and straight back to sleep. No recollection or any clue why when I told him about it the next day.

The human centipede

Pitbull: I came, I saw, I conquered. Or should I say I saw, I conquered, I came ?

When buying fruit and veg in the supermarket, don’t buy prepackaged, buy loose. You only buy what you need and it’s usually a LOT cheaper too!

I absolutely hated Jess. Yeah, Dean was controlling and unbearable but was at Rory’s beck and call. Jess was a f**k boy, promising to come over but then going MIA whilst she sat at home waiting for his call and then upped and left for good without telling her?! Rory should have been… Read More

A bit old school but Johnny Cash saw Roy Orbison performing, gave him his record company’s number and said he should ring them. Roy did and got hung up on with the guy saying ‘Johnny Cash doesn’t run my company’ He got signed by someone else a couple of months later.