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10 Dartmouth "Alumni" Who Never Went To Dartmouth

They might not be real people, but they really have the "granite of New Hampshire in their muscles and their brains."

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1. Meredith Grey - Grey's Anatomy

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Is Cristina snuggling up to her because she's her person, or because she's jealous of Mer's shirt?

2. Dr. Stephen T. Colbert - The Colbert Report

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Where do you think he learned to be afraid of bears?

3. Michael Corleone - The Godfather

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^spoken like someone who took Tuck Accounting.

4. Peter Prentice - The Mindy Project

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That episode with Shonda though.

5. Pete Campbell - Mad Men

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The kind of guy who'd bring up his frat in every. single. conversation.

6. Jed Bartlet - The West Wing

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Technically a professor, not an alum, but we'll claim him. (Despite the fact that he called it "Dartmouth University." Do better, Jed.)

7. David Rosen - Scandal

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Shonda, your '91 is showing.

8. Howie Archibald - Gossip Girl

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Remember that time he almost pressured Nate into going to Dartmouth? Still upset Columbia got him.

9. Trapper John McIntyre - M*A*S*H

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Big Green football gave him an -ahem- interesting injury.

10. Jack Trainer - Working Girl

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YUP. WE'LL TAKE HIM.

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