1. Popping to "Home and Bargain" but someone pointing out it's actually Home Bargains.
2. Attracting stares for having your rollers in all day.
3. Getting caught in the rain and ruining your tan.
4. Fuming when you're a Blue and have to go to Liverpool One.
5. Or being a Liverpool fan and walking past the Everton Two shop.
6. Realising you can't actually afford anything in the Metquarter.
7. Accidentally coming across a copy of The Sun.
8. Trying to communicate with people who can't understand your accent.
9. Getting your plans messed up by the Merseyrail updates that never seem to end.
10. Getting stuck behind all the Beatles tourists.
11. Missing out on tickets to Creamfields and feeling like your social life has come to an end.
12. Having your dodgy shell suit-wearing history revealed.
13. Enduring people who aren't even from Liverpool cracking out their Cilla impression.
14. Risking breaking your neck on the endless cobbles.
15. Struggling through the crowds at the weekend to find something decent in St John's.
16. Arguing with a non-Scouser about Scouse.
17. When one of your eyebrows lets the whole team down.
18. Anyone suggesting the Razz on a Saturday night.
19. And finally, being asked to explain one of these:
