1. This is Liam Hemsworth, you may or may not* know him.
*Anyone who’s reading about Liam Hemsworth probably knows him.
2. He might actually be the sexiest Aussie, ever.
3. Besides his brother, Chris, obviously.
4. Most of you know him as Gale Hawthorne in The Hunger Games.
6. But MANY of you know him because of his recent ex-lover.
7. Or his OTHER recent “ex-lover.”
8. But, pay them no mind today! We shan’t dwell in the past.
9. WE SHALL CELEBRATE!
10. WE SHALL JUBILATE!
11. WE SHALL LIFT OUR NONEXISTENT GLASSES OR OUR EMPTY COFFEE MUGS.
12. FOR HE IS SINGLE AND SO ARE MOST OF US.
13. FOR HE IS WITHOUT A LOVER AND SO ARE 53%* OF US.
*ACCORDING TO A STUDY, PROBABLY.
14. You guys, this could be one of us!!
15. Statistically, not me or you, but someone, maybe.
16. Someone could go for it! He looks like he could be considering love again, his thumb is up!
17. It’s time to shine!!
18. It’s time to get back in the game! DO YOUR THING.
19. HEMS WORTH IT, get it?!???
20. All right, let’s calm down.
21. Let’s casually cheers to Liam.
22. Good luck with your future and very public love life, kind sir.
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