2. Then, in a flash, we see him running furiously in his undies. We start thinking about our futures with him. Oh and his safety, obviously.
3. All of the sudden our fears are relieved. Alexander was just running to get his feet washed! Of course cleanliness is a top priority for this perfect man.
4. After a marvelous washing, he gets quite playful, treating his nice neighbors like bongos and such.
5. Then without notice, all of our thoughts stop and we forget what day it is.
6. Things pick up when Alexander decides to take a nice stroll with this little lady carrying a clipboard.
8. Afterwards, he silences an overly enthusiastic dog barking at a meditating man.
9. Then, he and that one lady carrying a clipboard proceed into the bathroom to do bathroom things.
13. In a moment of glory, he strips off his robe, starts running, and let’s his spectacular hair flow in the wind.
14. It ends like this. All in a day’s work, folks!
15. Watch Alexander do outrageous things in this video here!
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