1.This snowman who needs a lesson in makeup application. Too much of a good thing, you know what I'm saying?
2.This snowman who could use a bath or two or four.
3.This snowman who shows up to your Holiday party in his birthday suit. Inappropriate, sir. Inappropriate.
4.This snowman who thinks being tan in the winter is a necessity. Embrace your natural self, guy!
5.This snowman who's consumed too much 'nog, if you know what I'm saying. If you don't know I'm saying, he's physically larger now. He's grown in size.
6.This snowman who doesn't know when to stop raging. John, you're at Nana's house. Just stop.
7.This snowman who could stand for a waxing. Or a shaping, if you will.
8.This snowman who needs an attitude adjustment, amongst other things.
9.This snowman who only owns sportswear. Time for some khakis or something. A t-shirt, even?
10.This snowman who's going through a terrifying identity crisis. Who even knows what this man needs??
11.This snowman who might benefit from a mentor? A guide? An advisor of sorts?
12.This snowman who should consider a new hairstyle, perhaps? No? Sorry.
13.This snowman who could maybe use a nice eye cream? Not that he needs it. His bags are fine, didn't even notice them.
14.This snowman who needs a lesson in social etiquette. It's not polite to sneak up on people. Even if it's at a glacial pace.
15.Finally, this snowman who needs to get his shit together and stop acting like a total wang.
